Stitch
8–1–1Baby Asian small-clawed otter
The first otter ever born at our facility. Zero ball knowledge, uncanny results — often staring into the distance like he sees the final score.
Fun fact: Makes his picks with ice cubes.
The roster
Unpredictable, undeniably adorable, and somehow outperforming the pros.
Fatty
22–13–1Painted turtle
Our undisputed prediction superstar. Went a perfect 5–0 picking every game of the 2026 World Series.
Fun fact: Snack of choice: dried shrimp.
Clyde
9–10–1French bulldog
The hardest-working dog in sports — tackles multiple matchups a week. Prep consists of naps, snacks and barking at nothing.
Fun fact: Loves chewing on anything stringy.
Lola
3–5African crested porcupine
A rescue with a sweet personality and questionable predictions. After a 75% win rate in 2025, her reps call this a “rebuilding year.”
Fun fact: Favorite snack: corn on the cob.
Kennedy
3–6Spider monkey
The comeback kid. Started 0–5, then won three of four after late-night mentoring from Stitch.
Fun fact: 4 fingers — one for each NY Giants Super Bowl ring.
The Otters
6–3Missy, Junior & Harrison
The veteran trio. Junior and Harrison are rescues with over 1 billion views — two of the most famous otters on the planet.
Fun fact: Favorite snack: raw salmon.
Slowfia
6–2Two-toed sloth
Sleeps all day, works once a week, wins enough to keep her job. We didn't hire a sloth — we hired upper management.
Fun fact: Goes to the bathroom once a week.